Thank You For Letting Me Ugly Cry.
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I Bought You An Old Timey Card Because The NSA Is Always Listening.
There Is No One I Would Rather Raise A Dog With
I Definitely Could Not Have Tolerated Me For This Long
You Are The Only Reason That I Still Shave My Legs. You're Welcome
Thank You For Tolerating My Behavior. Your Sacrifice Does Not Go Unnoticed.
I Love You Despite Your Political Views
I Know We'll Be Friends Forever Because You Already Know Too Much
I Know We are Meant To Be Together Because We Both Know That This Is Not A Real Holiday.