You're Still Younger Than Me
To My Favorite Introvert
Just To Be Sure We're Managing Expectations Here, The Card Is The Gift
Thank You For Letting Me Ugly Cry.
I Love You Mom, Despite Your Inappropriate Usage of Group Texting
Happy Mother's Day, Isn't Having Me As A Daughter The Only Gift You Need?
I Bought You An Old Timey Card Because The NSA Is Always Listening.
Just Let Me Know How Old We're Telling People You Are Now
Here's To Another Year of Questionable Life Decisions
There Is No One I Would Rather Raise A Dog With
I Definitely Could Not Have Tolerated Me For This Long
Thank You For Tolerating My Behavior. Your Sacrifice Does Not Go Unnoticed.
I Just Googled Your Symptoms. The Prognosis Is Not Good
I'm Sorry For Calling You A Hypochondriac. I Guess You Really Were Sick After All
Dear Mom, Without Me Today Would Just Be Like Any Other Day. You're Welcome
Happy Mother's Day, Isn't Having Me As A Son The Only Gift You Need?
Happy Valentine's Day. This Is Still Not A Real Holiday. However, I Want Points For Buying A Card
Happy Sweetest Day This Is Still Not A Real Holiday. However, I Want Points For Buying You A Card.
I Love You Despite Your Political Views
I Know We are Meant To Be Together Because We Both Know That This Is Not A Real Holiday.